Welcome to our blog. Our goal is to give a reasonable opinion of everything philly sports. And to ask the question, why does God continuously kick us in the balls? To be clear, we are young, 20 something fans who have lived our lives deling with bullshit after bullshit, lived with Mike and Mike constantly referencing throwing batteries at J.D Drew and booing Santa Clause, guys who went t college and got called the worst fans in the country because fucking Mark Schelreth told them so. FUCK THAT NOISE. We are goddamn smart sports fans in the 5th largest market in the country; we dont suck Albert Poo Holes balls because he graced us with his fucking presence like St Louis does. \
But I digress. To perform any self evaluaition, one must look inside themselves,.to determine the root of their psychosis. That root is Angelo mother fucking Cataldi. I ask that each of you check Wikipedia and read his biograhpy. Cataldi is a Rhode Island native and Yankee fan. Cataldi has dominated sports talk in this town for 25 years - he has influenced couintless fans; he organixed a group ofphiladelphians on a trip to boo the Eagles selection of Donovan McNabb, instead of taking RICKY FUCKING WILLIAMS, he, on a daily basis tells you that the sixers ownership is clueless, that all young philies prospects are garbage, and that Andy Reid is a terrible coach. Again, please look at this fat fucking shock jock';s wikipedia page - HE IS A FUCKING PLANT. This fat, colon-less fuck is a New York plant designed ot destroy Phildelphia sports. He fosters negativity, encourages our fans to boo our own players, and constantly makes judgmetns on players prior to any evidence of their athletic worth. Not to mention he sounds like a fucking extra from Goodfellas. How did this asshole come to dominate Philadelphias sports talk?? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS. Because our asshole parents were starved for sports talk and this mauradingfuck was the fist loud shit head to come along.
It is time to end this shit. It is time to end this era of self loathing, negitivy that dominates Philadelphia sports. We are the FIFTH LARGEST CITY IN AMERICA!!! our teams have the money, hte ownership, and the managemet, We are not the small ass kid on teh playground with a Napolean compex - you know who is? Fucking Angelo, the asshole who couldnt get a job in New York or Boston and whoo came here to destroy this city. This cuntbag is a fucking plant. He has single handedly encouraged this city to boo our players and run hall of famers ourt of town out of some absurd small market mentality. That is ot us. Fuck that guy. Fuck any dicksmack fuck who thinks that way. You win by thinking like a winner. Look at the Lakers, the Celtics, the Yankees, what the Phillies are now. You will yourself to fucking victory. That defeatist shitbag attitude, perpritrated by Angelo no colon fat ass cant pronounce the letter R Cataldi, has fucked us for too long. CHANGE THIS SHIT.
This is the new Philadelphia. Stop this shit. Our goal in the short term- blog about sports. Talk about some shit. Have fun. Our long term goal- destroy Cataldi, get this plant, this virus, this curse, out of town. Destroy him. Let reason triumph. This is the new era of Philly sports. Welcome.
If you are on this site, you are well aware, that God Hates You.
